Vince Ray
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Name: Vincenzo RayMondo
Age: 402 - in vampire years
Profession: Artist, cartoonist and graphic
designer - call me, I'm affordable AND collectable.
Location: London, England
Height: 5' 10' - 6' 7' when jumping
Width: Unknown
Bra Size: Refuse to answer
Favorite Food: Swordfish Vindaloo
Favorite Drink: The Marquis De Martini....here's
the recipe. Take a shot of rattlesnake venom, add a
finger of green goo goo slime, twist with a slice of
devil gurl tail, shake with all your might and
garnish with the pickled eye of a Satanic
monk.....make sure you're near a hospital or a
church before drinking.
Favourite Music: Anything by Venus in Fuzz.
Favourite Aeroplane: Spitfire MK3, closely followed
by a Junker 88.
Favourite Television Program: Watercolour
Challenge....one day I hope they'll make me a
contestant.
Favorite Car: I like plenty of room in the back
(for obvious reasons), something that doesn't squeal
when I put my foot down and something that pulls off
real hard and quick.
Favorite Type of Gurl: same as above.....I think
I'm looking for someone who doesn't puke if I go in
too deep.
Favorite Color: ..this is getting dumb!
Purple...no, green. Definitely green.
Or maybe orange, that can be quite nice. Probably
purple though.
Favorite Shoe Size: RIGHT! That's it! I'm not
answering any more of your stupid questions. Who
cares what shoe size I wear? My Mother certainly
doesn't, she bought me an oversized pair of winkle
pickers when I was Eleven years old and I'm still
wearing them now.
Where would you like to be buried? .....deep between
Britney Spears' buttocks. Then, and only then will I
be ready to die.
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